I FREAKIN' LOVE MERMAIDS!!!
Knock Knock (You pick~)

idiot-and-artless:

vault-bee:

idiot-and-artless:

17. My character walking in on yours having an embarrassing fall.

[both BD ]

Saturday and Nurbay was traveling near Bee’s house when Saturday decided he wanted to introduce Bee to Nerbz. He knocked on her door but heard a crashing sound in return, and decided to just head on in. “Bee? Bee is every-” He stopped short of seeing Bee falling.

"Ow! Fucking shit!" Bee tripped over one of her own boots and she fell onto the ground. She was taking her laundry to wash so she only wore her lounge wear, shorts and a tank-top. She looked up at Saturday and a tall man she’d never seen. Quickly she hid her delicates. "Umm… Hello."

Nurbay immediately covered his reddening face and turned around while Saturday bent down by Bee. “Are you okay Bee? Did you hurt yourself?” he gripped onto her hand to help her up.

"Yeah, but I hit my toe on the steel tip. Shit." She stood up and walked into  the kitchen. "Fucking bleeding." She muttered as she grabbed a wash cloth to wipe her foot off.

im-still-flying:

Avatar + Tropes

Kya

two-cats-high-fiving:

MERMAIDS ON MY DASH!! MERMAIDSS!!! *Mun faints*

Did you say Mermaids?! WHERE?!

skylordfox:

perks-of-being-a-little-bitch:

Your Pokemon egg is about to hatch!
Everyone who REBLOGS this will get a Pokemon in their SUBMIT BOX
I PRMOISE I will send a Pokemon to EVERYONE who reblogs this
A randomizer will determine what Pokemon you get.

*waits excitedly*

skylordfox:

perks-of-being-a-little-bitch:

Your Pokemon egg is about to hatch!

Everyone who REBLOGS this will get a Pokemon in their SUBMIT BOX

I PRMOISE I will send a Pokemon to EVERYONE who reblogs this

A randomizer will determine what Pokemon you get.

*waits excitedly*

theepicblogofponies:

Hey y’all it’s time for another Epicblogofponies Giveaway! Woo!

Prizes:

  • First Place - An Octavia Funko figure, a Pinkie Pie’s Boutique figure, and a Crystal Rarity keychain.
  • Second Place - A Derpy Funko figure, and a Lyrica Lilac blind bag.
  • Third Place - A Funko Mystery Minis Spitfire.

Rules:

  • You don’t have to be following The Epicblogofponies to win
  • One reblog enters you into the giveaway, don’t be spamming everyone’s dashboard, s’not cool. If you go around rebloggin’ it ten times a day, I’m afraid you’ll be disqualified.
  • Make sure your inbox is open so I can tell you if you’ve won!

The giveaway will end on September 13th at 12pm Pacific Time. Winners will be chosen at random.

Good luck everyone! And thanks for your continued support!

Making salsa and I was peeling the seed and veins out of the hot peppers

AND NOW MY FINGERS BURN LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!!

Lol

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toasty-coconut:

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